July 2, 2009
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July Birthdays
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laura c. | Jul 4
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Brad C. | Jul 4
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Andrew C. | Jul 5
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Hunter C. | Jul 16
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Brian P. | Jul 24
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Cameron P. | Jul 25
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Francisco Javier S. | Jul 27
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August Birthdays
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Julie T. |
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6
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Vanessa L. |
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8
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Patty R. |
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11
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Teri C. |
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Judey S. |
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16
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Sean N. |
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19
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David S. |
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20
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Tyler C. |
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26
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YAY Summer!!
Spring Cleaning
Thursday, June 18, 2009 (10:40:26 AM)
- If you find yourself done with winter and bored of spring, there's so much more you could be doing. Here are a few suggestions:
Staple your thumbs together (it's nearly impossible to hold the stapler so find a friend).
Put tape on the cat's paws.
Fill a large glass jar with water and drop different colors of food coloring into it.
Spray for ants.
Feel for damp dirt in your potted plants.
Test for dust with your finger.
See how far away you can get before the TV remote stops working.
Boil spagetti, one piece at a time.
While waiting for spagetti, steam your face over the pot.
Rub up a cat's fur and then put packing peanuts all over them.
Rearrange the canned food alphabetically by the second ingredient.
Feel the fabric on your sofa.
Taste each of your spices. Create yummy combinations.
Remove the subscription cards from magazines and mail them - blank.
Make your bed - with newspaper.
Write messages on the window with the oil from your forehead.
While watering the front lawn, scowel at passersby.
Stack pennies to make your dinning room table look like Mono Lake.
Get the Christmas lights out and tangle them up.
Gather all the dust-bunnies and make Lord Dust Bunny.
Use all your books to make a giant dominoes maze.
Try doing it with the other hand.
Discuss foreign policy with the cats and write down their responses.
Burst into song and dance.
Play "the floor is hot lava".
Try, again, to find that old record player you think you still own.
Be kind, rewind.
Put the bedroom furniture in the living room and vice versa.
Kegel while you cook.
Add salt to your koolaid for homemade Gatorade.
Clean lint off of your suit - with honey.
Scoot your feet on carpet to generate static electricity.
Make a list of meanlingless things and get your friends to invest their own time in it.
Suggestions from other bored friends:
Put on a pair of socks without using your hands - Mr. Fitz
Slide a needle thru the upper layer of skin on a callouse on your hand. - Mr. Fitz
Build a tent in the living room with blankets and coushins. - Mr. Fitz
Word of the Day
Monday, March 23, 2009 (2:10:47 PM)
- The Word Of The Day on this site stems from my constant exposure to moments in life that cause me to stop and think. For some reason, for good or bad, I take that word out of that moment and that one word tells the whole story.
The words are truely a reflection of my life. They come from thin air, my work, my play, and sometimes from the darkest parts of my personal life. They emit humor, hate, love, passion, disgust, romance, and of course, my more cynical side (for those who know me, that's a really big side).
I'll soon put up a list of all the words since I started it. It's quite comprehensive. I try to update it just about every day. But sometimes, that "day" runs into weeks.
Word.
More Articles 
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days until Halloween!
Coming Soon!: Halloween Projects
I've begun to develop props and effects for the 2009 season. I'll start posting a variety of information, how-to's, essays, and resources in the coming months. Also, watch soon for the unveiling of my new company: DarkHaunt Productions!
My Quotes
My friends tell me that they are simply amazed at some of the things that come out of my mouth. Now you can be too.
Birthdays
This is my family and friends birthday list. View a complete list of all birthdays here. Add New Birthdays here.
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