- If you find yourself done with winter and bored of spring, there's so much more you could be doing. Here are a few suggestions:

  • Staple your thumbs together (it's nearly impossible to hold the stapler so find a friend).
  • Put tape on the cat's paws.
  • Fill a large glass jar with water and drop different colors of food coloring into it.
  • Spray for ants.
  • Feel for damp dirt in your potted plants.
  • Test for dust with your finger.
  • See how far away you can get before the TV remote stops working.
  • Boil spagetti, one piece at a time.
  • While waiting for spagetti, steam your face over the pot.
  • Rub up a cat's fur and then put packing peanuts all over them.
  • Rearrange the canned food alphabetically by the second ingredient.
  • Feel the fabric on your sofa.
  • Taste each of your spices. Create yummy combinations.
  • Remove the subscription cards from magazines and mail them - blank.
  • Make your bed - with newspaper.
  • Write messages on the window with the oil from your forehead.
  • While watering the front lawn, scowel at passersby.
  • Stack pennies to make your dinning room table look like Mono Lake.
  • Get the Christmas lights out and tangle them up.
  • Gather all the dust-bunnies and make Lord Dust Bunny.
  • Use all your books to make a giant dominoes maze.
  • Try doing it with the other hand.
  • Discuss foreign policy with the cats and write down their responses.
  • Burst into song and dance.
  • Play "the floor is hot lava".
  • Try, again, to find that old record player you think you still own.
  • Be kind, rewind.
  • Put the bedroom furniture in the living room and vice versa.
  • Kegel while you cook.
  • Add salt to your koolaid for homemade Gatorade.
  • Clean lint off of your suit - with honey.
  • Scoot your feet on carpet to generate static electricity.
  • Make a list of meanlingless things and get your friends to invest their own time in it.

    Suggestions from other bored friends:
  • Put on a pair of socks without using your hands - Mr. Fitz
  • Slide a needle thru the upper layer of skin on a callouse on your hand. - Mr. Fitz
  • Build a tent in the living room with blankets and coushins. - Mr. Fitz